Serious

[Dershocka]

You fuckers aren't serious enough. You're not supposed to take this lightly. I'm tired of reading shit that doesn't make sense. You should be approaching this board like you would your cat's surgery.


WITH COMPLETE SERIOUSNESSNESS.

Idiots.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Tisiphone]

KARMA SPLOOGE TAKE THAT SERIOUS

 

[jack]

He should learn to inhale.

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Cassie]

I AM SERIOUS

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't have a cat!

 

[jack]

You lack pussy?

 

[Dr Dave]

I have no pussy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

My cat got hauled away AS garbage.

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Ilyanna]

KITTEEE... oh, wait. He said cat. Shit. NVM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Ilyanna]

Every cat's breath smells like cat food. Unless they have just eaten fish. Then it smells like fish.

 

['Gear]

This catfood smells like a mouse.

 

[Ilyanna]

dead, rotten, bile-covered mouse or freshly-slaughtered, slightly dull, wet-pelt mouse?

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPE.

 

[Ilyanna]

how the hell did you smell that? Does rape semen smell differently than consensual sex semen?

 

[CaptainWacky]

If the rapist is a robot, yes.

 

[Ilyanna]

robot mice rapists. *nods* That makes perfect sense.