Serious

[Donovan]

Don't forget to rape and neuter your pets.

 

[Ilyanna]

For the sake of evolution, neuter should always come first, imo.

 

[Cassie]

I had to get my chiweenie fixed because he was an aggressive little monster and he also humped everything. Now he just humps his favorite cat, and sometimes my foot.

 

[Ilyanna]

and sometimes my foot.

Well, it's not like he could ever reach your treasure cove even if he tried, so what else is he supposed to do, right?

 

[I Love Cunt]

I thought if a pedophile joke the other day, but then I forgot it. I hate it when that happens.