Seriously, though, let's post the dirty truth about Loktar.

[Cassie]

DON'T LIE LOKTAR WE KNOW YOU HAVE A CLOSET FULL OF CHILDREN'S DREAMS!

 

[Loktar]

DON'T LIE LOKTAR WE KNOW YOU HAVE A CLOSET FULL OF CHILDREN'S DREAMS!

Nope just their underpants.

(kidding!)

(I hope)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar is made out of atoms.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar smashed his atoms and exploded.

 

[Ishcabittle]

forget about the cameras Loktar, we want candid reactions, candid.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar once ate a puppy with a side of spotted dick.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar once ate a puppy with a side of spotted dick.

Wrong it was a cat. I enjoy eating a little pussy with my dick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar has a girlfriend name Girltar.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar has a girlfriend name Girltar.

Loktar had a threeesome with Girltar and her even hotter sister Leztar

 

[CaptainWacky]

A lesbian into incest, eh?

 

[Cassie]

Roktar is beating Loktar RIGHT NOW!

 

[Loktar]

Roktar is beating Loktar RIGHT NOW!

And I just spit in his eye.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bukkae!

 

[Yub]

I am LOKTAR'S FATHER

 

[Loktar]

I am LOKTAR'S FATHER

Your a 70 year old balding fat man with high blood pressure and diabeetus?

 

[Yub]

No, I'm the one contained the crystals at yer Fortress of Loktartude

 

[Loktar]

No, I'm the one contained the crystals at yer Fortress of Loktartude

Oops! I guess your deader than the planet Krypton. I had that one bulldozed when I moved into Hugh Hefner's Fortress of Boobitude.

 

[Yub]

You cannot kill that which does not die.


or something casnhohscvoovhoqwvoqwvhg0qw9gh0q9whw90fh0qwh0

 

[Loktar]

LOL...similar thread bump!

 

[Yub]

LOKTAR IS A FILTHY KINKAJOU RAPIST