Seriously, though, let's post the dirty truth about Loktar.

[Dr Dave]

Yub owes Loktar child support.

 

[Loktar]

Yub owes Loktar child support.

No he doesn't, he already gave me two orphan boys and I put the bras on them.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar boxes his own ears.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar boxes his own ears.

I can make more profit selling my ears that way.

 

[Yub]

He's the penis Lady Gaga had removed.

 

[Mentalist]

Loktar tried to convert me to Islam.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar stole Anna Popplewell's nose.

 

[headvoid]

He sells his toenail clippings to creationists who use them to prove that ADAM EXISTED AND WAS A REAL MAN WITH REAL TOENAILS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Loktar once put on a dress and pranced around in a field, shouting, "FOR I AM THE MAYOR OF ALBUQUERQUE!"

 

[Dr Dave]

He was in fact not the mayor of Albuquerque, but a trash collector.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Loktar likes Megan Fox.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar likes ScarJo, Natalie Portman, Summer Glau, Michelle Tractenberg, Anne Hathaway, Alyson Hannigan, Melissa Joan Hart, Alesandra Torresani, and Cameron Diaz as well.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Yeah, but, Megan Fox.

Ew.

 

[Loktar]

She looked hot hosting SNL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cameron Diaz?

 

[Yub]

Loktar likes anything with tits, hence the lack of mirrors in his house. He'd never get anything done otherwise.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar likes anything with tits

Not true. I don't like Sarah Jessica Parker, Roseanne Barr, Cher, Lady Gaga(good music though), Lisa Lampanelli, Kathy Griffin, Barbara Walters,etc.

Oh and stop emailing me pix of your man tits while I'm at work. I've lost some good jobs that way. Email me pix of your wife's tits instead.

 

[Yub]

Those are my wife's tits.

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar should be thankfull.

 

[Loktar]

Those are my wife's tits.

They're kinda hairy for lady boobs.