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Seriously, who the hell are the presenters of BBLB?
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The guy was actually funny when he interviewed Sylvia.
Sylvia: I knew some people wouldn't like me...
Guy: 90% of people didn't like you!
The woman (ZeeZee or something) is the worst presenter in the history of the world. I'd say she slept her way into the job, except who'd want to sleep with her?
Sylvia: I knew some people wouldn't like me...
Guy: 90% of people didn't like you!
The woman (ZeeZee or something) is the worst presenter in the history of the world. I'd say she slept her way into the job, except who'd want to sleep with her?
whisky
Boobie inspector
I googled them after asking this, his prior experience seems to be as a DJ on radio6, I didnt even know there was a radio 6, apparently he says shabba a lot.
And she was on T4 presenting a music program.
So basically channel four decided to replace one of their most prominent presenters with a pair of talentless unknowns
And she was on T4 presenting a music program.
So basically channel four decided to replace one of their most prominent presenters with a pair of talentless unknowns
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
THEY ARE WINKLY "DAVE" BATISTA DAVIDSON OF THE HOMOGENOUS ARMY OF PRINCEPTIA XVII, HOLDER OF THE GREASED FORCEPS OF LIMPETIA AND HUSBAND OF THE EVIL SHREW WOMAN OF XANADU WHO IMPEACHED THE MONGOL LEADER OF DERANGIDIA X9. HOW WELL HE PRESENTS IN HIS HOT PINK HOT PANTS, OVERSIZED JOKE ELTON JOHN GLASSES AND SPANDEX REPLICA WASHINGTON FORESKINS FOOTBALL JERSEY. HE UNDULATES HIS MIGHTY STAMP COLLECTION IN THE PORTABLE CENTRIFUGE OF DOOM, AND PRESENTS THE RESULTS TO TOYAH WILCOX FOR INSPECTION BY RENE ARTOIS IN THE MOONLIGHT OF THE BLUE DANUBE.
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THE FEMALE IS HER HIGH ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCESS USELESSENTIA MICHAEL ASPEL ROGERER THE SEVENTEENTH, OF THE HIGH ROYAL FAMILY OF ANCIENT SUBTERRANEAN BRUNZELPLANKTONBOTHERER, THE OLD KINGDOM OF FLANGEATER. YES! SHE OF THE SWINGING HIPS AND SHAKIRA BOTHERING BEAUTY. SEE HOW SHE GREASES UP THE DANCE FLOOR MORE THAN THAT HOT CUBAN COUPLE IN SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER THAT SO BOTHERED JOHN REVOLTA. SHE SINGLE HANDEDLY HELD OFF THE MIGHTY THRAAG, THE FIFTEEN ARMED DANISH CAT WRANGLER FROM ODENSE, BEFORE CELEBRATING WITH A SINGLE GLACÉ CHERRY & SQUIRTY CREAM BALANCED ON THE NOSE OF MICHELLE RYAN. HOW WONDERFUL A SPECTACLE THIS WAS FOR THE VISITING CULT OF TRACHTENBERG, NEWLY SPONSORED BY SIR JOSS WHEDON, AND SECONDED FOR AN EDUCASHINAL VISIT TO THE ANCIENT TOMB OF POPE CUNTFLAPS THE FIFTH.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You just pasted that from wikipedia.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I've seen the bloke on a few of those late night 4 Music programmes and he's not bad. He's okay on BBLB too, if a little flat.
Zizore or whatever it is AAAWWWWWFUL! She constantly tries to be funny or "random", but she's AAAWWWWFULLL!!!
Zizore or whatever it is AAAWWWWWFUL! She constantly tries to be funny or "random", but she's AAAWWWWFULLL!!!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Very wrong.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
They accidentally hired a big fat lollypop that'd been stuck under a sofa for a few months and developed a collection of hairs stuck to it. At some point it learnt to speak English, though it's not yet fluent.