Sesame Street question...

[The Tomtrek]

I can't get broadband unless I get satellite, and that is too expensive. I HAVE EXPLAINED THIS MANY TIMES GRRR AND I am surrounded by cow pastures! They're building houses all around though, so I expect I'll have DSL in a couple years.

Arrange the nearby cows so that they can conduct a high-bandwidth signal, then all you need is an ethernet to cow cable!!

 

[Yub]

That's using the old noodle!