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Setting the record straight

Tisiphone said:
Maybe that's just what some women have told you while they're faking orgasms with you....
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Pretty weak, girlfriend. Check it out, you'll see I'm right.

Fucking women :::shakes head:::
 
Red Whacker...I won't stop sucking his dick when he tells me to. Thus, he gives me a cuff on the side of the head.
 
jack said:
Pretty weak, girlfriend. Check it out, you'll see I'm right.

Fucking women :::shakes head:::
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Why should I check it out when I've eaten my fair share and never seen it? Neither have any other women.
 
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES OF IMAGINING A RIDGE ON MY CLIT THAT MAKES ME SCREAM IN ORGASMIC PLEASURE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
There's a small ridge under the clit that if licked the right way causes a woman to go orgasmically insane. I've never seen one to the right or left. Maybe your wife's pussy is just weird or something, Jack.
 
Tisiphone said:
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES OF IMAGINING A RIDGE ON MY CLIT THAT MAKES ME SCREAM IN ORGASMIC PLEASURE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL
 
I mean, I know I'm out of circulation being married faithfully for 27 years, but give me a fucking break!
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
For the most part. The rule is, if you run into one that isn't, uhhhh....fuck her more than once.
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Are you kidding!? The ones who aren't retarded are just annoying self-centered lezbeens.
 
It's so much fun though to get caught in the middle of all the lipstick and strawberries.
 
Tisiphone said:
Now, don't be that way Dr. Dave....I love you and your pills!

And besides...I'm gonna post stuff like this right now...I went out and got drunk, so I'm letting the vodka do the talking.
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very well, you may continue.

*hands over pills*

Nothing like booz to loosen one up.
 
Now that clit101 has commenced how about twitching, Conchaga? What do you do when she twitches?

I bet she never comes with you, actually. You both seem pretty ignornant sexually.
 
^OMG...you're right. I've never had an orgasm before with any man, but now that you, Jack, have shared your infinite sexual wisdom, I'm sure from now on I'll be screaming your name instead of his.
 
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