Sex Shops

[headvoid]

99 out of 100 customers will not actualyl get very much sex at all.

They mainly are there to provide fuel for their posh wanks.

Shouldn't they be called Posh wank shops?

 

[Cassie]

Or AS AN ALTERNATIVE, Posh Dildo Shops.

 

[headvoid]

yes, but they sell butt plugs as well - they are cutting off their market I suppose.

(I really get confused as to what motivation you need to buy a butt plug - these things keep me awake at night - the thought of it, not an actual butt plug)

 

[CaptainWacky]

It keeps the AIDS in.

 

[headvoid]

I may sleep well tonight now!

 

[curiousa2z]

Conchaga posted one time describing the erm, pleasures to be had from butt plugs. it was before he went off to do his tour of duty IIRC, though, so ages ago. haven't the vaguest idea what the thread was called.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEX THREAD 34

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wonder what the US army's stance is on prostate stimulation?

Can you stick something up your arse in a gung-ho fashion?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't stick, don't tell.