SEX THREAD

[CaptainWacky]

Thread for sex.

 

[FBI parte due]

I WILL NO LONGER BE RESPONDING YOU AS A RESULT OF YOUR PMING TO ME A DEAD CAT.

IT OCULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN HITLER OR SOMETHING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WAS HITLER'S CAT¬

 

[Cassie]

MEOW!

 

[FBI parte due]

*MEOW CHOKE JEWS*

 

[CaptainWacky]

MISTER EKO CHOKES JEWS?

 

[Tisiphone]

CAT SCRATCH FEVER

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOTS OF GOOD SEXUAL CONTENT IN THIS THREAD

 

[The Tomtrek]

I TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES AND BEGIN THE TRADITIONAL DANCE OF LOVE.

I APPLY THE OINTMENT (plz carry on)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M SLOWLY TEASING MY ERECT MEMBER TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE ERECT. IT IS NOW SO ERECT THAT IT HURTS SO I'M MAKING IT LESS ERECT BY THINKING ABOUT MIKE MYERS. NOW IT'S NOT QUITE ERECT ENOUGH SO I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IMOGEN TO GET IT A BIT MORE ERECT BUT NOT TOO ERECT AGAIN BECASUE THEN I'LL BE BACK TO SQUARE ONE. AH, THAT'S GOOD. I WILL HOLD IT IN THIS STATE OF ERECTNESS FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE (48 SECONDS.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

I OPEN THE TUNA AND APPLY IT TO MY FOREARMS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH BABY THIS IS GETTING ME SO HOT OKAY SERIOUSLY I NEED TO PEE BUT WHEN I GET BACK SOMETHINE ELSE WILL COME OUT OF MY COCK AND IT WON'T BE PEE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...IT WON'T BE BLOOD EITHER!

 

[The Tomtrek]

WILL IT BE TUNA?

O BABY

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WILL BE TRIBBLES.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I FELATES YOU

 

[Conchaga]

you shoot furry balls of cuddly Star Trek fun?

 

[Tisiphone]

Sounds like Ewoks rather than Star Trek.

 

[Conchaga]

dum da da dum da da dula!!

 

[Loktar]

LMFAO! This shit is so funny I poskarma'd every post so far in the thread.

Wish I could QOTW the whole thread!

 

[Cassie]

OMG I MISSED THE SEX