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Sex

LOL
 
Messenger said:
Who doesn't enjoy being woken up with a bj?

And you don't even ask for it! That's when those flowers and chocolates earn their pay, baby!!!

It works both ways, ya know! :P
 
My gf sometimes wakes up and catches me staring at her, which always turns her on, and when she gets turned on, I get turned on. :D
 
jack said:
I enjoy sex 2.3 times per week :bigass:

I'm sure you enjoy it, but how does the neighbor's dog feel about it?
 
Excellent thread title!
 
Never EVER use your teeth unless asked or provoked. That is all.
 
My nipples are vestigial, stop playing with them.
 
Aww, but it's amusing... :P
 
It does nothing for me.
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
That .3 must really be a bummer...

Actually, every three weeks I get an extra one.
 
Hambil said:
It does nothing for me.

Nice skirt, you fucking FREAK.
 
Messenger said:
Or mature discussion.

In that case.... while a good orgasm happens between the legs, really GREAT sex happens between the ears. Without the spark, chemical attraction, intimate moments of human contact, and most of all anticipation, "Positions, duration, talents, etc." may as well be masturbation.

;)
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What kind of sects?
 
BlazerBoy said:
My gf sometimes wakes up and catches me staring at her, which always turns her on, and when she gets turned on, I get turned on. :D

My girl sometimes catches me staring, then she closes the blinds and the police show up. Not very erotic, really.
 
At least dicks are going in and out.
 
Hmm, interesting.
 
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