Sexiest Man Alive

[Marquis De Sade]

Ron Perlman

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Willem Dafoe

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Michael Jackson

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Clint Howard

 

[eloisel]

My dear Marquis, I do not think you quite grasp the concept of what is a "sexy man."

 

[Ilyanna]

It's been reported that Brad has a teenie weenie.

Yeah, and he still is one of the sexiest men alive.

Man, maybe all those women weren't just being polite when stating that size doesn't matter...


...on second thought, no. Reports must be fake.

 

[eloisel]

They say that it is not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean that matters. However, I think the caveat should be that while that may in some respects be true, a bigger wave makes a bigger splash.

 

[Conchaga]

It's not the length that matters. It's always the width.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

My dear Marquis, I do not think you quite grasp the concept of what is a "sexy man."

He has a pretty fast & loose definition of "alive" as well:

Klaus Nomi.

^Dead, and not even the Sexiest Man Dead: