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[Gonad]

MY PUSSY IS A ROBOTIC SOULSUCKING MONSTER.

 

[Gonad]

NO, SERIOUSLY. DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE, GIRLFRIEND FROM HELL? mY CUNT IS LIKE SATAN AND IT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR COCK WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU. IF HUMANS HAD EXOSKELETONS, YOU WOULD BE A MERE SHELL OF A MAN WHEN I FINISHED.

 

[Gonad]

I meant to post this on Saturday.

 

[J&L Massacres]

MY PUSSY IS A ROBOTIC SOULSUCKING MONSTER.

QOTW

 

[Dark Pickle]

MY PUSSY IS A ROBOTIC SOULSUCKING MONSTER.

Aren't they all?

 

[Loktar]

Aren't they all?

Gawd I hope not.

 

[Gonad]

Pickle, if you take longer than 2 minutes . . . then SHE'S not doing it right!

It's all about efficiency.

 

[Mirah]

NO, SERIOUSLY. DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE, GIRLFRIEND FROM HELL? mY CUNT IS LIKE SATAN AND IT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR COCK WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU. IF HUMANS HAD EXOSKELETONS, YOU WOULD BE A MERE SHELL OF A MAN WHEN I FINISHED.

I should't be turned on by this right?

 

[Gonad]

No. Guys should be mildly concerned/afraid. You should feel nothing.

 

[Mirah]

Seee to me it just sounds like rough sex and it sounds hot. For a guy to see a pussy as a soul sucker, well that is unfortunate.

 

[Loktar]

Seee to me it just sounds like rough sex and it sounds hot. For a guy to see a pussy as a soul sucker, well that is unfortunate.

I see the pussy as a soul recharger. And boy does my soul need charging.

 

[Gonad]

Seee to me it just sounds like rough sex and it sounds hot. For a guy to see a pussy as a soul sucker, well that is unfortunate.

That's the thing. It doesn't have to be rough at all. Just absorbs souls.

 

[Gonad]

Seee to me it just sounds like rough sex and it sounds hot. For a guy to see a pussy as a soul sucker, well that is unfortunate.

That's the thing. It doesn't have to be rough at all. Just absorbs souls. Very quickly.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Pickle, if you take longer than 2 minutes . . . then SHE'S not doing it right!

It's all about efficiency.

SHe's not supposed to get off at all?

It's about efficiency? Not pleasure? Really?

I've lasted over 3 hours, BTW.

 

[Gonad]

She should be able to orgasm just as quickly. If it takes her that long to get you off . . . that just isn't efficient. And you aren't doing your job right if it takes you any longer to get her off. Inefficient.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Jesus Gonad, is your clit a BORG IMPLANT or something?

 

[Gonad]

Yes. That was the point of this thread.

 

[Dark Pickle]

That's just...that's great...

 

[Kitty]

Disturbing. Whats the fun of only two mintues of sex? That sounds like some shit breeders that stopped seeing sex as a source of pleasure would say.

 

[Dark Pickle]

GONAD'S

ROBOT

PUSSY

4 MOD!