Shakespearean Insult Kit

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Loktar]

Thou yeasty onion-eyed pignut.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not getting how "elf-skinned" is an insult!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I bite my thumb at this thread!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I bite my thumb at this thread!

SILENCE, thou mammering beef-witted clotpole!

 

[Cassie]

I love that SO MUCH.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BEEF-WITTED ... possibly the classiest gay epithet EVAR.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You artless rude-growing maggot-pie.

 

[Loktar]

Thou cockered dismal-dreaming bum-bailey.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I grow weary of all thou beslubbering tardy-gaited lewdsters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's the origin of "bum-bailey"?

 

[Loktar]

I fart in your general direction.