Shakira is hotter than Christina Aguilera

[CaptainWacky]

It's obvious...now.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Well, duh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had to make it official.

 

[Conchaga]

Because her hips don't lie?

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY

 

[Conchaga]

Well, I hope they lie.... on my bed!

 

[Mentalist]

Britney was hotter than both of them put together with the black wig in Toxic.



Shame how that all turned out.

 

[Conchaga]

She got hit two times...

 

[Tisiphone]

She's moved beyond white trash and is just trash now.

 

[Ishcabittle]

If hips don't lie, my lawyer did nothing but tell the truth.

 

[Conchaga]

Was she working pro bono?

 

[CaptainWacky]

FINE, tHE NEXT TIME I DECIDE ONE POP STAR IS HOTTER THAN AN OTHER I JUST WON'T TELL ANYONE.

 

[Conchaga]

you can tell me

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay (see title.)

 

[Conchaga]

Woah, cool.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANOTHER CASE WRAPPED UP FOR DETECITVE JINKLE-BRAIN

 

[Conchaga]

pinky?

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHAKIRA FTW

 

[Conchaga]

^agreed

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHAKIRA EATS DOGS