ShamWow!

[Cassie]

Not much to wow about, imo!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I prefer the SlapChop myself.

 

[Cassie]

My mom gave me a ShamWow! and I mopped up a spill, it was no better than a regular towel. SHENANIGANS!

 

[Dr Dave]

But...

all the people are like "sham wow!"?

How could this be Cassie?

 

[Loktar]

But...

all the people are like "sham wow!"?

How could this be Cassie?

Maybe they were actually saying "its a scam wow!"

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps.

 

[Cassie]

I just read the wiki article on the ShamWow! guy.. he is a creep. The Scientologists didn't even want him.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

From Wiki:

In 2004, Offer, an ex-Scientologist, sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to print untrue and nasty things about him. Offer claimed that the church's actions caused him to lose a successful business, as many of his employees were Scientologists who quit upon learning of what the church did.

I'm not sure how to feel about that. Is he a hero for taking on the money-grubbers, or was he just as bad, and they only dropped him because he wouldn't give them a big enough cut?

Offer says that his experience in flea markets taught him that being aggressive sold more products than being nice. Offer says that he's sold "millions" of the towels. Notwithstanding his infomercial success, Offer says that "this is not my career" and that he considers himself in the film business.

LOLOL. Yeah, look for him in "Hamlet" very soon.

 

[Cassie]

What do you have to do to get the CoS to declare you a criminal? lol

 

[Cock]

i use a sham wow at the pool. it's not a sham wow brand sham wow, but it's the same thing. a synthetic chamois. its blue.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Welcome back Cocker!

 

[Cock]

thanks, capn!!!11!

i've tried all the other forums, and all of them suck.

 

[Tisiphone]

He freaks me out. And why does he have an ear microphone on during the commercial? Is Hubbard speaking to him?

 

[Cassie]

That's what he used at the flea markets. Maybe he forgot he was on TV.