Shark infested waters where few TKers dare to venture.

[Mentalist]

YOU BIG GAY!

 

[Mentalist]

Well, it is somethig to do. Versus nothing and something I'll choose something.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Man in surgical scrubs + big dark eyes + BJ lips = GRRRRRAWRRRRRR








(ok yeah that was pretty damn ghey)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Er, what I mean is, if I walked in and Zack Braff was sitting on my glossy kitchen table, I'd be like, dude, you're Zack Braff, did you know that? Wow. You're Zack Braff, that's so cool!!

And I wouldn't tell him that he was sitting in my semi-congealed puke from last night's abandoned attempt at making custard and cheese omelette.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

last night's abandoned attempt at making custard and cheese omelette.

translation = wanking to the apple pie scene from American Pie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't find anything sexy about JD, BUT HOW ABOUT THAT JANITOR

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Janitor is like an American version of Simon Cowell. Distinctly withered and un-in-spiring. He's not going through. *points to bumbum*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IRONIC THAT A TV SHOW ON VH1 CALLED CELEBRITY FIT CLUB IS FULL OF WASHED UP FATTIES LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Elliot is the only fit one on Scrubs.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What about Turk and his girlfriend I can't remember the name of? And that hot fat lady at reception!

 

[Mentalist]

Sarah Chalke. There's another one I was obsessed with.



She is fuckin' gorgeous.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AND SHE'S ONLY 8 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU

 

[CaptainWacky]

Carla (Turk's wife) is quite hideous. FUNNY CHARACTER THOUGH!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

oooooohhh yeeaaahhhh. Carla. I don't find her attractive and I don't think she's all that funny. I suppose Cox's wife would appeal to older guys. She's not bad, just old.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Much better looking than Carla, even though she's botoxed her face into an emotionless static mask.

 

[Gagh]

I'M IRISH.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Are you? NO.....