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SHATNA!!!

SaintLucifer said:
Pretenious accents? On an internet forum?? Uh, if you say so.

No, Dickens, you say so! To wit:

I see you failed English my dear child. You could not understand the sentence? Surely that is not my difficulty. I would suggest Remedial English as a means to get you started on the path to correct English.

Honeyjones, that sentence wasn't "correct" English. That's run-on bullshit that would get you a big red 'x' from any editor or second grade teacher.


I am here to mock the rest of you. Males do that. Females do not. Hence my confusion as to why LAKERGIRL is here. The only type of female who would visit such sites are ugly, pathetic losers for I have seen a few in my time. Rather frightening to say the least. You just go on lusting after someone you have never seen in your life. I have oftentimes wonder at those individuals who practice such a thing. The way I look at it, we must be simply exchanging a LOSER for a LOSER.

Somebody needs... A HUG!!!

It's okay.... Shatty won't let the world get you, ssshhhh... there, there...
 
Laker_Girl said:
I find this hilarious.

You're extremely new and it's downright adorable.

Ooooh, the old 'I find this hilarious' diversion to hide one's true feelings. Fear not LAKERGIRL, I shall desist from injuring your feelings any longer. Is this agreeable? I had an inkling you were weak naturally.
 
SaintLucifer said:
A damn shame you have neither a clue how she looks nor do you care.

This is funny too! You're just a damn comedian aren't you? Love it! Give me more, you're the best bitch I've had yet!

:bigass:
 
SaintLucifer said:
Ooooh, the old 'I find this hilarious' diversion to hide one's true feelings. Fear not LAKERGIRL, I shall desist from injuring your feelings any longer. Is this agreeable? I had an inkling you were weak naturally.

If anyone ever needed to necro, it's you sweetness. ;)
 
"Is this agreeable? I had an inkling you were weak naturally."

It's like if Alfred the Butler was retarded and got hit on the head! :D
 
Laker_Girl said:
This is funny too! You're just a damn comedian aren't you? Love it! Give me more, you're the best bitch I've had yet!

:bigass:

No, no. See my other post. I promised to refrain from injuring your feelings any further. I shall avoid you as you wish. No doubt you are crying in mommy's arms at this very moment. Please dear child, one must learn to take the truth and accept it. You would prefer I lied to you? Never. Such an action is beneath my honour. I stand by my words.
 
Shatna said:
"Is this agreeable? I had an inkling you were weak naturally."

It's like if Alfred the Butler was retarded and got hit on the head! :D

What is this fascination with a butler and why must you comment on my correct usage of our English language? Does it wound you so that you failed the very same subject time and again?
 
Shatna said:
He's the best bitch you ever had?!?

I'M BREAKING UP

You're not a bitch so you can't be my bitch, sorry.

Puh-puh pleeeeeez don't break up with me, I'm ugly and I neeeeeeeeed you!!!!

:lol:
 
SaintLucifer said:
What is this fascination with a butler and why must you comment on my correct usage of our English language? Does it wound you so that you failed the very same subject time and again?

Shut up, you made me break up with my cyber-girlfriend. I don't like you anymore. :(
 
^^It's because I'm so ugly isn't it? It's okay, you can tell me the truth. :(

Even though you're breaking up with me will you still come over and take care of my back acne?
 
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