She's single again, lads!

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-Kieran-Hayler-announcing-shes-pregnant.html

One of us could be the next lucky man to impregnate/marry Katie Price!

 

[Dr Dave]

Do keep her on your side of the pond.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Nice tits.

 

[Mirah]

Friends, who needs them?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE CAD!

 

[Dr Dave]

Who will pay for her next tattoo?

 

[whisky]

I think she is trying to break Liz Taylors record.

 

[Dr Dave]

Everybody needs a hobby!

 

[Gagh]

Nice tits.

She's had about half a dozen enlargements and a couple of reductions. There will be more scar tissue on them than on a journeyman boxer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

[video=youtube_share;oRp_jnHGQjE]http://youtu.be/oRp_jnHGQjE[/video]

She should have stuck with Alex Reid. He was a catch.

 

['Gear]

I don't know about the next tattoo but she should wear pants.

At least her hilarous circus titties match her derp face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Wearing clothes" kind of goes against her brand.

 

[curiousa2z]

*crying* Leave Katie alone!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think it's okay to hate her because of that time she called Kelly Brook fat.

 

['Gear]

If we're being completely honest about K. Brook...uh...she's been thinner.

 

['Gear]

Hold on I think I have it figured out - She said something different but because of the derp face it sounded like "Kelly Brook is fat".

 

[vixie]

The tat is ugly! Wait until it sags. Ick!

 

[headvoid]

I imagine a combination of Katie Price and Gwyneth Paltrow where Gwynnie's beauty and intelligence is spliced with nothing at all from Katie Price.

The perfect woman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Peter Andre is still a cunt though.