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She's single again, lads!

Do keep her on your side of the pond.
 
Friends, who needs them?
 
Who will pay for her next tattoo?
 
I think she is trying to break Liz Taylors record.
 
Everybody needs a hobby!
 
Nice tits.

She's had about half a dozen enlargements and a couple of reductions. There will be more scar tissue on them than on a journeyman boxer.
 
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She should have stuck with Alex Reid. He was a catch.
 
I don't know about the next tattoo but she should wear pants.

At least her hilarous circus titties match her derp face.
 
"Wearing clothes" kind of goes against her brand.
 
*crying* Leave Katie alone!
 
I think it's okay to hate her because of that time she called Kelly Brook fat.
 
If we're being completely honest about K. Brook...uh...she's been thinner.
 
Hold on I think I have it figured out - She said something different but because of the derp face it sounded like "Kelly Brook is fat".
 
The tat is ugly! Wait until it sags. Ick!
 
I imagine a combination of Katie Price and Gwyneth Paltrow where Gwynnie's beauty and intelligence is spliced with nothing at all from Katie Price.

The perfect woman.
 
Peter Andre is still a cunt though.
 
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