Shia LaBeouf

[Gagh]

What a dick.

Sunday, 27 July 2008

Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf has been arrested on suspicion of drink-driving after a road accident in Hollywood, US authorities have said.

Thursday, 20 March 2008

Actor Shia LaBeouf has pleaded not guilty in a Californian court to a charge of breaking a smoking ban.

An an arrest warrant was issued for LaBeouf after he failed to turn up to a previousl court appearance

Monday, 5 November 2007

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf has been charged with trespassing after he refused to leave a shop in Chicago.

Police were called after a security guard told Mr LaBeouf to leave a branch of the Walgreens drug store because he seemed to be drunk.

 

[Cassie]

ha! He got kicked out of a Walgreens..must've been humping an old lady at the cash register.

 

[Gagh]

Or humping his own ego.

 

[Dr Dave]

What is it with people not showing up to court? How hard is it to basically show up for your court date?

Not showing up only makes things worse.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

When you're young and you have the financial resources to literally dump a truckload of money in someone's driveway, dilemmas like his must seem to have less gravity.

 

[Dr Dave]

People in Hollywood seem to often live in some kinda never never land type reality.

 

[The Tomtrek]

NOnononononononononoononononononononono

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-A4E47V53Q

 

[eloisel]

ha! He got kicked out of a Walgreens..must've been humping an old lady at the cash register.

Bastard better not bump me at Walgreens. He needs to stay at home if he can't learn to use some manners in public.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who does he think he is, some kind of Indiana Jones Junior with a transforming car!?

 

[Dr Dave]

It would seem so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh.

 

[Dr Dave]

He might not think he is that, but who knows.

 

[Yub]

Does he run around screaming ARE YOU LADIESMAN 217?

 

[Gagh]

RAPEMAN_69 would so kick his arse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet Lucas created the car crash with CGI the bastard.

 

[Cassie]

I think I saw him in Walgreens this morning.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lucas?

 

[Cassie]

YES. He was carrying a lightsaber.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was his dick.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why was he walking around with his dick out?