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Shia LaBeouf

He was talking with his dick out.
 
Maybe he was in character as Mutt every time he was arrested.
 
After watching Transformers 10 times, I kinda like Shia LeBeouf. I don't want to have sex with him or anything sick like that.. well maybe just a little sex would be OK.
 
His acting seemed fine in Indy.
 
HE was terrible in Transformers, but he was tolerable in Indy.
 
He's a pussy who bought a weight set once he started making money.
 
Well maybe he couldn't afford it before.
 
Can he even lift weights now?
 
He's not going to need weights where he's going...Hell!
 
After watching Transformers again for the 100th time, I can honestly say that Shia's acting is among the best in that movie. Things begin to stand out, like what was the point of the Australian chick? Just another hot girl? And the black hacker guy (can't remember his name at the moment) was he just for a comic effect? Cause otherwise he was pointless, and really not very funny anyway. Also, the guy from Sector 7, with the funky underoos, he wasn't even funny the first time I saw the movie. First he tells Megan Fox that she's wearing a training bra, then he says she's a criminal and criminals are hot, while looking her up and down. FUCKING CREEPY PERV. He has a few slightly funny lines in the movie, but otherwise the character is totally overplayed and could have been left out of the movie ENTIRELY, imo.

Fortunately, Transformers isn't about the human actors, it's about the robots. That is one movie I will watch repeatedly just for the action scenes.
 
the sequel should be all robots
 
He's actually quite well built now, but I've never liked him since he was in all those annoying kids shows.
 
I don't remember them.
 
Shia LeBeouf is doing fine following surgery on his hand! WE CAN ALL REST EASY NOW.
 
Now he has a nice set of boobs where his hand used to be
 
I hope it wasn't his acting hand. :(
 
I just found out that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen will be out in June. Seems a little soon for a sequel, but they probably wanted to do it before Megan and Shia get old and wrinkly.
 
Well it's not like they had to waste time writing a script or anything.
 
The Decepticons are going to kidnap Sam!
 
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