SHOCK ADMISSION: DIRK WOULD LET CHILDREN DROWN

[Fuddlemiff]

A cigar in hand, Dirk admitted that as a young man aboard the Titanic he refused to help women and children onto liferafts. Rather, he saved himself and in doing so, helped give the world the glory of such series as Battlestar Galactica and The A-Team.

Thankyou, Dirk. We salute you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Good. I hate kids.

 

[Cassie]

Let 'em all drown!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

[Olaf] WILL THERE BE BABIES??? [/Olaf]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd put my own life before anyone else's, what's wrong with that?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

James Cameron says YOU'RE A BAD MAN!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

But I'll live longer at least.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

James Cameron eats a nice big bowl of crazy every morning.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good. I hate kids.

Some days I want to punch babies...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Some days I do.

(Note, this is a lie for legal purposes.)

 

[Harkley]

WHAT'S A LIE WACKY? ARE YOU LIEING ABOUT THAT SENTENCE BEING A LIE? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, YOU'RE LIEING IN THAT SENTENCE... HAILP!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lying, you mean. Not lieing.

 

[Harkley]

LIEING LIAR

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DARE YOU

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU ARE A JIM CARREY LOL LEMINY SNICKET SUCKED LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

TRUMAN SHOW WAS ALRIGHT

 

[Dr Dave]

THAT MOVIE MADE ME WANT TO TOSS BABIES AT HOMELESS PEOPLE!