Should Hugh Jackman legally change his name to "Wolverine"?

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Mentalist]

He should change his name to "I touched Anna Paquin once"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or if soemone in SAG already has that name, change it to "I'm the gayest straight man on Earth, I want the world to think I suck a mean cock whenever I sing and dance".

Add "III" at the end for exxtra gheyness.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think he got a hard-on when Anna was lying on top of him in the tent scene in X2 I do.

 

[Mentalist]

He might have knocked one out before the scene to avoid embarrasment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah probably did he probably moaned "oh, Anna, I love you" while he did and Halle Berry walked in and he nutted in her face and she just shrugged and said "Patrick Steward already nutted on me today, it's no biggie!" and then the guy who played Toad and Darth Maul jumped out of a box and fellated himself with his toad tongue.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

toad pix pls

 

[Mentalist]

I've met Ray Park. Sort of.

 

[CaptainWacky]

EGGSPLAIN.

 

[Mentalist]

He lives. Or LIVED in Hove. So did I. Everyone lives in fucking Hove or Brighton now.

He was in the Providence which is a big open floor bar and was my local. I said "hello aren't you the guy who played Darth Maul?". And he said "yep" and I said "cool" and went and got a drink.


I almost met Patrick Stewart when I was around thirteen or fourteen. I was eating breakfast in the Komedia and Patrick Stewart was about three tables away from me with some people eating breakfast too!

I was to scared of disturbing him to go over there though.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I didn't meet Patrick Stewart, but I saw him as Prospero in The Tempest outdoors in Central Park. Excellent show.

I did meet Nana Visitor at the stage door after seeing her in Chicago on Broadway. I stood next to her for several minutes and traded witticisms while she borrowed my Sharpie pen to sign others' programs since none of the other losers thought to bring one.

 

[Mentalist]

Did you invite her back to your van?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, I took the subway to get there. But I was hoping the fumes from the magic marker would knock her out and then I'd make my move.

No such luck, there was a steady breeze that night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd love to like drive up to Visitor in a van and chase her down a dark alley until she was terrified, get out wearing a ski mask with a knife, say "REMEMBER ME?" then just after she pisses her pants say "just kidding!" and speed off. And when I say "love" I mean "trying to be shocking on TK but failing miserably". Except that woudln't make any sense. RAPE LOL./

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[CaptainWacky]

If I had a nickle for everytime Nana Visitor had been raped...I'd say "nickles are stupid!"

 

[Mentalist]

C:/SHEEP PORN

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

cd\BUKKAKE

 

[CaptainWacky]

DARTH MAUL FTW

 

[DarthSikle]

He made a more convincing Peter Allen than he did as James Howlett