Should Hugh Jackman legally change his name to "Wolverine"?

[Tisiphone]

Hugh should call himself Mr. Tisiphone. I'd ride that boy all night long.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hope he never hosts the Tony Awards again. He's so "Broadway" when he performs, he makes gay men cringe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I still haven't seen X3 and I have little desire to.

 

[Tisiphone]

Ditto. X3 is dead to me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I still wnat a Rogue/Wolverine spin-off movie

 

[Tisiphone]

We can pray for that. But pray hard. Remember, everytime you pray, you get to see Anna Paquin nekkid!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet they recast Rogue in the next shitty movie.

 

[Tisiphone]

Then they must perish!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rogue played by LINDSAY LOHAN

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh, she's gotta go.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

It's obvious that Hugh Jackman is gay. He's another Tom Cruise. You know, marries a semi-hot wife, ADOPTS 2 kids, acts straight but is far too convincing as a femme. He's totally gayer than Jai Rodriguez in white capri pants and an ascot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Somewhere, Henoch just had an anal orgasm.

 

[Gagh]

!

 

[Tisiphone]

I thought his kids were his...

Does that make sense?