Should I become a quirky tv reviewer?

[CaptainWacky]

One who spends most of his column talking about his family and his day rather than tv shows and then when he finally gets around to talking about one he makes a bunch of obscure references which may or may not be relevant, confusing the readers who just end up pretending they know what he's talking about rather than risk looking stupid?

 

[Conchaga]

I know exactly what you're talking about.

(but, not really)

 

[Cassie]

You would make a great quirky tv reviewer. Don't watch the shows though, base all your reviews on what other people say, but act like you really really know what you are talking about.... admit that you don't watch the show, but you are smart enough to review it without first hand knowledge.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TORCHWOOD

Yawn. Another grey example of the colour grey and I know you know what I mean here. Why doesn't Captain Jack wear a grapefruit on his head at all times? Then the show would perhaps lived up to 50% of the promise from RTD's infamous interview with SCUM magazine. Why not have Tosh on rollerskates? Why have an obvious homage to obscure fifties' sci-fi classic 'The Thing With The Ring' rather than its contempary, 'Monsterous Love'? I think we all know which would have been more appropriate. And how about that moment, 17 minutes and 38 seconds into the episode? I'm sure you noted it too. A nice nod, Russel. But not enough.

 

[Cassie]

I'd watch it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then my work here is done.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, er, yeah, that nod 17 minutes in was very sly, I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice it(lie. I wanted to smugly point it out first).