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Should I have a Wacky Meltdown?

Imdb doesn't seem to know what Matthew Werkmeister's up to. I hope he hasn't got arrested breaking into an animal testing lab again.
 
Put on your Roman armor, Wackston. Not the Lorica Segmentata, though. I mean the kind made out of bologna.

Lorica Entertainmentata.
 
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WHAT THE FLIPPITY FUCK IS WITH THAT HAIR?

It's like Mike Myers slipped a whoopie cushion under a toupee.
 
With a little string, you could probably get that thing in the air with a good updraft.
 
I showed my nipples once at work claiming oppression and that I had to free them. Caitlin seems to have gained more traction with her campaign than me.
 
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