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Should middle class westerners who say "the Lord will provide"...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Be forced to live in Darfur or something? OR ON THE MOON?
 
YES either one would be fine. BUT PLEASE don't send the people who say "if only everyone would obey the ten commandments then the world would be a better place" to live somewhere else, cause then you'd have to send my mom away and I like her a lot. EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T KEEP THE SABBATH HOLY.
 
Do as I say for your own good or I'll send you to Darfur!!
 
Well, most of the ten commandments are just common sense. As if I would covet any graven images!
 
(1) Do not worship any god other than Yahweh.
(2) Do not make molten gods.
(3) Keep the feast of unleavened bread.
(4) The firstborn offspring of every cow and sheep is to be sacrificed to God.
(5) The seventh day of each week is set aside to rest.
(6) Observe the feast of weeks.
(7) All male children must appear before God three times per year.
(8) The blood of a sacrifice shall not be offered together with yeast, nor shall the sacrifice of the Passover feast be left until the next morning.
(9) The "first of the firstfruits" of the land are to be brought before God.
(10) Do not boil a baby goat in its mother's milk.

(THE REAL TEN COMMANDMENTS)
 
Priests have made a Mardi Gras out of #7. ;)
 
I am intrested in #10
 
Like I said, common sense.
 
Actually sounds like a recipe
 
I think they should all be forced to form an all-accoustic band with Santana.
 
Most of them have already duetted with him on an album, so it won't be that big a stretch.
 
I thought that said Santaman.
 
Him too.
 
HO HO HO
 
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