"Something for me personally? Gosh, I was thinking more along the lines of community service. Having you perform a personal service for me would be highly unethical. If I was going to have you do something like, oh, change the sheets on the bed, well, we'd have to keep the whole thing really quiet. . . . And it doesn't seem like any of those suggestions would be enough to make up for the enormous amount of work you've failed to submit. . . . Look, there are a number of personal services you could perform for me, to help me through the stressful period of exams, and I suppose they would help make up for the missing work. But it would have to be something quite extraordinary. Can you think of anything that might alleviate some of the stress of exam season that would make up for the work you're missing?"