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Should North Korea nuke Scotland as a show of strength?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They could drop the bomb right on my fucking head.
 
Preferably on Trump's golf course, making sure that he's on it at the time.
 
^ Or any golf course, really. They're all equally useless.
 
See what you've done, Salmond?! You said you wanted Scotland separated from the UK and they took you fucking literally! You maniacs! You blew it up!!
 
They should nuke the Grand National. TO END THE HORSE MEAT JOKES.
 
Then where would you get your hamburger?
 
No, they should not bomb a place I might want to visit.
 
Today I was served by an extremely abrasive Scottish lady in a shop.

"Yous gonnae buy tha? Am no gonnae wait!"
 
No. Karen Gillan might be harmed.
 
We have Jenna-Louise Coleman now.
 
Yes but she's not Karen Gillan.
 
Well if they nuked Wales no one would give a fuck.
 
Maybe Jared Harris and Anthony Hopkins would.

And WILLIE WELSHYTHESPIAN.
 
and Gareth Bale!!!! (OMG I KNOW THE NAME OF A FAMOUS WELSHMAN NOT DYLAN THOMAS!)
 
WELL NUKE FUCKLAND THEN.
 
I say fuck Nukeland.
 
You'd get a radioactive cock.
 
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