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Should people have ears?

I'm rather attached to them...
 
I want a box of fake ears, that I can toss at unsuspecting people on the street.
 
And when they say "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FREAK?" you say "Just KILLING TIME!!!!" and run away, confusing them because that isn't even an ear reference!
 
Perhaps they could be flesh coloured gummi ears

you could eat them with some cherry syrup

That may raise an eyebrow or two..,
 
Or an earbrow!
 
Earbrows are nearly as nasty as unibrows
 
I shave between my eyebrows.
 
I shaved my head 3 days ago
 
It's illegal to shave your head in my country. :(
 
Yep! It's also illegal to commit rape.
 
that one makes more sense
 
Pfft!
 
*RAPES LOL NOT REALLY I'M BEING POST MODERN I THINK*
 
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