Should the phrase "I could care less" be FUCKING BANNED FOR MAKING NO SENSE?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMGMOXIEOMG

 

[FBI parte due]

Fucking terrble tasting drink. IMO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LIKE BUKKAKE WITH BUBBLES??????????

 

[FBI parte due]

I dunno. Is cum all that bitter?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Depends on what you are just before.

STAY AWAY FROM ASPARAGUS AND COFFEE BEFORE MAKING SOMEONE TAKE A SHOT IN THE MOUTH.

 

[FBI parte due]

GOOD TO KNOW. PERHAPS I WILL USE THAT SOMEDAY WHEN(if?) I HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You can always aim for your own mouth for practice.

 

[FBI parte due]

But then I'd either have to do a lot of yoga or have my bottom rib removed, like Marilyn Manson.

Or just ejaculate into a cup, mix it with garlic, blend it with ice, and OMG NEW RECIPIE!?!?!?!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well then scoop it up and spread it on a Ritz cracker.

I GOTTA THINK OF EVERYTHING SPERM RELATED HERE??????

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That even disturbs ME...

 

[FBI parte due]

LOL SAYS HE AS HE SKULLFUCKS A SMALL JEWISH INFANT HE HAS HIDDEN UNDER HIS DESK AT WORK

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm at home. It's the cat's turn to play POKE THE HELPLESS VICTIM LOL

 

[FBI parte due]

Disgusting.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dogs like it too much. Takes the fun out of it.

 

[FBI parte due]

It's fun when you have a bird feeder and a cat who likes to watch the birds perched on the bushes around it and you leave the window in front of it open.

The cat soon finds out it's a bit too heavy for the bushes to hold...

 

[CaptainWacky]

If Menty's dead maybe I should DIE TOO.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No and No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe

 

[Kefka]

maybe not