Should The Simpsons kill off Maggie?

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone complains that it's gotten stale and unfunny. Maybe killing off Maggie would be the shake up the show needs?

 

[Dual]

Maggie's shocking death destabilises the family, leading to Bart's descent deep in to the world of heroin. Meanwhile, Marge has a nervous breakdown and becomes hospitalised following an attempted murder/suicide at the Kwik-E-Mart. Faced with their family's disintegration, Homer and Lisa bond over the unlikely sport of basketball.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Maggie's literally the best character.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just end the show.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Have Maggie voiced by Sarah Silverman, who spouts various foul mouthed humour, but only Homer can hear her.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or did they do that episode?

 

[Yub]

Have Homer framed for a crime he didn't commit, he escapes and the family is forced to go underground, becoming soldiers of fortune, helping small towns overthrow drug lords every week. Marge can develop a new catchphrase: "I an't gettin' on no plane".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Marge infects Homer with HIV (contracted after being drugged and raped by Moe.) Hilarity follows!

 

[Dr Dave]

That can only end well.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Grandma Bouvier develops chronic Alzheimer's and is found one day lying in a ditch naked. Ralph Wiggum is accused of molestation, but let off after a lengthy courtroom drama that challenges the residents opinions on the personal responsibility of retarded individuals with alopecia. Lionel Hutz sums up the argument, asking whether it really matters if a spacko rapes someone who's not going to remember it anyway.

In the B plot, Homer secretly goes gay for pay after losing his job yet again. His cover is eventually blown by Kirk Van Houten.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Lisa gets some FUCKING TITS ALREADY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The episode would be called "We Got an Apnea for That".

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used to wank over grown-up Lisa from 'Lisa's Wedding' (possibly a joke post depending on the reaction to it.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Grown-up Bart reminded me of the "O-O-Oh" orgasm guy from Office Space.