Should they make a THIRD X-Files movie but make it NOT SUCK?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
YES!
 

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
The first one was okay. But the second one was pretty bad - like a regular episode or something. I didnt' get why they did it. Plus, it was slow and drab and full of snow.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Well they had a really low budget for the second one. Plus the story was nothing special.
 

The Question

Eternal
They need one where Gillian Anderson clones are discovered. All about age 20, all ravingly horny. And then for the surprise ending, I discover that I'm the only one in the audience and the screen isn't actually a normal theater screen but instead is semi transparent and all the Gillian Anderson clones are REAL! And then they bust through the screen and come rushing toward me and pasjd;ojijf;oi324;eowirj;
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
That one is on DVD.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Some people forget how many FUCKING GREAT episodes the X-Files had before it all got a bit shit.
 

The Question

Eternal
Yup. Should have died when they killed Mulder. And then Scully could have gone back to her hotel room and masturbated, and ended the series with a wave and a grin and a "It's been great -- see ya!"
 
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