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Should we all buy a big house...

Well y'know them gheys, they go for the guys...
 
Was Ben Foster Russel? He wasn't hot.
 
I only think the scary Ben Foster is sexy. But, then, I'm evil.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
 
I just want Viggo to love me like he did Frodo.
 
Don't you mean Sam?
 
Frodo is fit I forgot
 
those cute blue eyes and that shaky sanity.... what's not to love?
 
I only thought Frodo was sexy when he put the ring on at the very end, and said "Sam, the ring is mine, lover! We will build a house on top of this mountain and make mad hobbit gay love!!!"
 
and then the mountain exploded with their hot hobbit gay lovin.
 
what about Toby McGuire?
 
What about him?
 
SEXY OR NOT?
 
He swung in on his spidey web, grabbed Sam, and screamed "He's mine, Frodo! I love him more!"
 
not
 
Uh huh!!!!!!!!!
 
only in the DVD extras when he's trying out for the part and he's fighting all those guys totally topless and he's all sweaty. that was hot. The rest is...meh...
 
CaptainWacky said:
what about Toby McGuire?
Depends on if he's fat this month or not.

Jake Gyllenhaal is coming, though. Hellzyeah.
 
Fact: I took a 5 foot Spongebob Squarepants to Milton Keynes last week. They liked it.
 
Can we tweak out for 3 days and draw on the walls with markers?
 
I've lost control of this thread.
 
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