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Should we all kill ourselves in elaborate and hilarious ways?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Think about it, we're all going to die anyway, so why not take control of your own destiny and kill yourself now rather than let events outside of your control take your life at a later date? And if we kill ourselves in really elaborate and hilarious ways (suggestions please!) at least we'll amuse people on the way out! Also, it'll be funny when the media makes the connection between a dozen or so people dying worldwide, that connection being the Mine Field. It would bring a lot of traffic to our little forum! Of course, wouldn't get to see it...but still!
 
Yes
 
We could suffocate ourselves with cotton candy!
 
Everyone come to New York, it's the best place to stage an elaborate death. So many interesting locales, and high buildings!

And we could all scream "THIS IS FOR JILLIAN!" as we do the deed.
 
Way ahead of you...
 
YES.

I'm going to get a huge fish tank, about 20,000 gallons, and then climb in. In the tank, I will find the large jug of honey that I placed there just the night before. Slathering myself in honey and taking off my clothes (of course) I signal to the large dump truck to back up against the tank. In the dump truck, I of course have placed over three thousand miniature hamsters, and at my final signal, the dump truck tips it's huge bin and the hamsters pour down upon me.

Crying, giggling, and gasping in pain, the hamsters proceed to smother/eat me to death.


*and of course I'm shouting, "THIS IS FOR JILLIAN!"
 
I bet you would do great of Fear Factor. :D
 
I'm sure I would. There's nothing I would have to eat that would gross me out, and running around on scaffolding and whatnot is par for the course.

That's why they rejected me so many times, though, because I would destroy the competition and I don't have good TV face.
 
I think "REMEMBER CHAKOTAY!" would be acceptable too.
 
Perhaps. But it would only be satisfying if all the onlookers shouted back, "WHO!!??"
 
We could convince Robert Beltran to join us. It's not like he's got anything else on.
 
I will dance on all your graves, then die a lonely, miserable old man.
 
it's too far to get to my grave.
 
Chop me up for science.

No grave, no funeral.
 
Death by RAPECAT_69 (now an admin?)
 
I want to kill myself in a simple and seriuos way. No laughing please. Only tears. I will first kill myself then watch you all cry, but then come back to life because I didn't really kill myself, then I will shoot you all and then shoot myself.
 
I will not be killing myself. The people of Earth have yet to subjugated to slavery by my Ewok armies.
 
what aobut possibly being crushed in the ensuing singularity?
 
failure to correctly do the job...


perhaps my launcher will do the job
 
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