Should we hound Keira Knightley demanding that she eat more...

[CaptainWacky]

...even though she's probably perfectly healthy, to the point where we drive her insane with our sustained campaign of abuse and she gorges herself on grain like a tribble? SHOULD WE?

 

[Cassie]

We could all send her sandwiches!

 

[headvoid]

TWINKIES!!!!

Skans should invade her home and smear lard on her ryvita.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Instead of throwing red paint over her like fur protestors, we could throw TOMATO SOUP.

 

[Dr Dave]

We could all send her sandwiches!

I'd send her a picture of a sandwich.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUCKING STUFF BEEFBURGERS UP HER BUMHOLE...I've gone too far, again.

 

[Dr Dave]

no you havent.

 

[headvoid]

No, I was with you too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's one life ruined weighed against our collective enjoyment?

 

[Cassie]

She might like the burgers! It could send her in a new creative direction and start a celebrity fad. WHY EAT BURGERS WHEN YOU CAN SHOVE THEM IN YOUR BUMHOLE AND SAVE TIME?!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She should eat more. COCK! OMG LOL cock

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, MINE. LOL OMG. While I look at pictres of healthy women over her shoulder LOL OMg.mng
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[headvoid]

We should shove healthy women up her bumhole

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anna Paquin first in line!?

 

[headvoid]

I believe Nell Mcandrew is available for this kind of work.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sacrificing worthless celebrities would make more sense, yes.

 

[Cassie]

Mr T said he is available.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's a trooper.