Should you tell your loved ones that you love them every 8 minutes...

[CaptainWacky]

...in case they or you die in the next eight minute peroid? Yes, sounds like a good idea.

 

[Conchaga]

Sounds like your mobile bill's gonna be totally insane.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lucky I don't love anyone!

 

[Conchaga]

You don't love me?

 

[CaptainWacky]

In a way.

 

[Conchaga]

In a RAPE way?

 

[CaptainWacky]

RAPIALLY RAPE-RAPE!

 

[Henoch]

i tell my loved ones that if they die before me i'm gonna shit & piss on thier dead corpse! And if they have a surviving pet i'm gonna stab it to death & stick it up their dead ASS before the burial!!

 

[Conchaga]

Is that in your will?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it in KELLY CLARKSON'S WILLY?