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SHOW ME MORE RESPECT

Yes, yes... that's all fine and good. Flaming ejaculate is a fascinating, multi-faceted topic... Don't discount the gonorrhea, though.
 
I'M NOT DISCOUNTING IT LIKE AT WALMORT, IT DOESN'T EVEN ENTER INTO IT!!! THIS WOULD BE A SUPER-MUTANT PERSON WITH AN AMAZING ABILITY AND GONORRHEA WOULD PROBABLY BE THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND WITH ACTUAL FIRE COMING OUT OF YOUR DICK.
 
I WOULD ENJOY SHOOTING FIRE OUT OF MY DICK IN THE BACK YARD TOO, BUT NOT IN A GONNORHEALIKE WAY OR ANYTHING.
 
Yeah, I mean, wouldn't you count it as one of God's gifts? One that he/she chose to bestow upon you in his/her infinite wisdom, the fact that you can shoot bottle rockets outcha dick?
 
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