SHUT THE FUCK UP, DENISE VAN OUTEN

[CaptainWacky]

I DON'T CARE IF YOU SHOP AT MORRISON'S.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Besides, Victoria Wood shops at ASDA and she's funnier and more interesting. So I'll shop at ASDA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate all adverts.

"George, dad's found your SCOOT-AH!"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like the one where the girl eats a crisp and the guy's clothes fly off for some reason.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now I'm hungry all of a sudden.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like the one wher eI kill myselfl ol

 

[whisky]

I hate all adverts.

"George, dad's found your SCOOT-AH!"

Yeah, like someone would be that calm if they were trying to get a 35,000 pound loan and all her kids were running around screaming.

She be like "for fucks sake I am doing something important, just lock the kids in teh garage and turn the car on or something!"

 

[The Dork Lord]

I like the one where the girl eats a crisp and the guy's clothes fly off for some reason.

You'd think food that makes you naked would at least have drugs in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

About FOOTBALL!?