Simon Cowell is a Furry

[Mentalist]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/31/the-video-simon-cowell-just-couldnt-bury/



Who knew.

 

[Gagh]

How many times do you think you could punch Simon Cowell in the face before it got boring?

 

[missmanners]

Something is wrong with these glasses I now have to wear for computer work. I thought for sure this said Simon Cowell is a Fairy.


mm

 

[Gagh]

Can he not be a furry fairy?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I watched the Michelle Rodriguez tits video instead.

 

[Gagh]

Let's have a link to that one then!

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=a1e075d5-87ad-4573-baf2-7b8d78214365

TMZ makes it hard to link to videos, but it should be there somewhere. It's nothing worth watching at all, I just saw the words "Michelle Rodriguez" and "tits" and clicked.

 

[Gagh]

Is she on a birdwatching show, stamping on Bill Oddie's little birdies?

 

[Gagh]

Watched it. I don't know how else they expect celebrities to react every time they're out trying to mind their own business!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why not shoult "YOU SHAGGED SAWYER ON LOST YOU FUCKING SLUT, HIM AND KATE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER" and spit at her feet?

 

[Gagh]

Why not cut her into little pieces like the laser did in Resident Evil?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose it would make her easier to eat.