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SIMPSON SCANDAL UPDATE

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Homer sleeps naked in an oxygen tent which he believes will give him SEXUAL powers.

"Hey, that's the HALF truth!"
 
.......I_I......
 
Listen to the music, Marge! He's EVIL!!
 
STELLA!!
STELLA!!!
Can't you hear me yella?!
You're puttin' me through hella!
Stella...STELLA!!
 
Speaking of the Simpsons, I saw an awesome T-Shirt with that Mr.Sparkel from that one Simpsons Episode.
 
Did you buy it?
 
From the guy wearing it, no.
 
Ah, you have wery rucky dishes Mister Srimpson!!
 
Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.
 
I'm glad no one pointed out that I posted this exact same thread three years ago.

Everything's going to be okay. Now go upstairs, pack your bags...we're starting a new life...under the sea...
 
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