Since twitter is awash with made up scandles

[whisky]

Michael Caine bums frogs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see...

 

[The Tomtrek]

Here's a real scandel!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HAVE TEN.