Singers at concerts

[whisky]

Stop point your microphone at the audiance, if I have paid 50 quid to hear you sing, I want to hear you sing, not the audiance, whos voices I can hear quite well without the benifit of your microphone!

Is what I would say if I ever actually went to a concert

Dont like crowds you see, so not likely to happen

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What's interesting is that Elvis Costello doesn't do it unless the audience takes over and gives him no choice, as in "Alison".

I'd be totally fine if he decided never to do that song again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So would Allison Mack!

 

[Deni]

Hmm...interesting.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What gets my goat is when people in the crowd start crucifying themselves and wearing wreaths of thorns on their heads.

I paid 50 quid to see Madonna disgrace herself and insult a religion, not you!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah and when people go to Michael Jackson gigs and start molesting kids. THAT'S HIS JOB.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I like it when singers shout out, "C'mon everybody, sing!" and no one does. Warms my heart.

 

[Gagh]

I'm more interested in an attack of Shingles at a concert.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I like it when the singer says, "Show us yer tits" and the women do and I go and whack off in the restrum (which is how people from South Philadelphia pronounce "restroom").

 

[CaptainWacky]

Christina Aguilera has sex with all the guys who go to her concerts I heard.

 

[Gagh]

Including HITLER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLER HITLER SEX SEX