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SIR Ben "Call me SIR Ben Kingsley" Kingsley to enter the LOST island?

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Yes. Dressed as a Polar Bear. He will randomly appear in the background of scenes, dressed in a white duvet with holes ripped through for his arms and legs, and a really bad pair of fake platic fangs.

He will be laughed at by whoever is in the scene at the time, until he pulls a sad face and wanders back into the jungle on all fours.

This will be repeated until the last episode, where he finally snaps in a enormous Diva-like fit, repeatedly cussing the cast out, and protesting in a high-pitched voice "Do you know who I am??? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???? I'M SIR FUCKING BEN FUCKING KINGSLEY!!".

At this point, Jin will perform a really fly series of amazing Ninja moves, and then Hurley will sit on his face and suffocate him to death. The cast will all then laugh at the purple-faced corpse, point and laugh as the series closes. Oh, and Kate will be naked, because it's my fucking idea.
 
aka, "Next time, on a VERY SPECIAL episode of LOST."
 
He was never even cast as Ghandi, he just showed up on set dressed as Ghandi and kept acting so they had to use him.
 
As he MAY OR MAY NOT be playing Davros maybe Davros could be Jacob and the season 4 finale will have the island being attacked by swarms of Daleks?
 
Patrick Stewart is scheduled to play ben kingsley in Ghandi Uncovered - the behind the scenes expose
 
I'd pay good money to see Sawyer call Ghandi a son of a bitch
 
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