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Sir Patrick Moore Stole Wacky's Xylophone
- Thread starter Gagh
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EnglishRose
addle barn
what a bastard
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He never took any of my cats, oddly, THE SWINE.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
You know what they say about public toilets on the British Isles:
"OMG THOSE TOILEST ARE WAY BETTER CLEAN THAN WHAT WE'VE GOT IN THE STATES. NO WONDER THERE WAS SUCHA BIG UNDREGROUND GAY MOVEMENT DOWN HERE IN THE SIXTIES. I'D HANG OUT HERE EVEN IF I WASN'T GAY, ALTHOUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE I AM GAY, SO I WOULD STILL HANG OUT HERE, EITHER WAY. WHICHEVER SEXUAL ORIENTATION I AM, I CAN SAY WITH GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THESE TOILETS ARE CLEAN AND WELL MANAGESD. PLUS, THE TOILET PAPER DOESN'T HAVE HUGE CHUNKS OF SPLINTERY WOOD IN IT, THAT'S ALWAYS NICE CONSIDERING THE HUGE HEMROIDDIAL CYSTS I'VE GOT GOING ON DOWNSTAIRS. NOT TO MENTION THE EXTREMELY POLITE WASHROOM ATTENDANT/TIP MONEY BLACK HOLE THAT THEY'VE GOT STATIONED THERE, HE WAS SIMPLY CHARMING AND HE HANDED ME A TOWLE THAT SCARRED MY FACE WITH BURNS WHEN I PUT IT ON MY FACE AS HE INSTRUCTED ME TO DO NOW I'M SUEING THE GOVERNMENT FOR THE COST OF THE SURGERY BUT THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS!!!"
Yup.
"OMG THOSE TOILEST ARE WAY BETTER CLEAN THAN WHAT WE'VE GOT IN THE STATES. NO WONDER THERE WAS SUCHA BIG UNDREGROUND GAY MOVEMENT DOWN HERE IN THE SIXTIES. I'D HANG OUT HERE EVEN IF I WASN'T GAY, ALTHOUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE I AM GAY, SO I WOULD STILL HANG OUT HERE, EITHER WAY. WHICHEVER SEXUAL ORIENTATION I AM, I CAN SAY WITH GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THESE TOILETS ARE CLEAN AND WELL MANAGESD. PLUS, THE TOILET PAPER DOESN'T HAVE HUGE CHUNKS OF SPLINTERY WOOD IN IT, THAT'S ALWAYS NICE CONSIDERING THE HUGE HEMROIDDIAL CYSTS I'VE GOT GOING ON DOWNSTAIRS. NOT TO MENTION THE EXTREMELY POLITE WASHROOM ATTENDANT/TIP MONEY BLACK HOLE THAT THEY'VE GOT STATIONED THERE, HE WAS SIMPLY CHARMING AND HE HANDED ME A TOWLE THAT SCARRED MY FACE WITH BURNS WHEN I PUT IT ON MY FACE AS HE INSTRUCTED ME TO DO NOW I'M SUEING THE GOVERNMENT FOR THE COST OF THE SURGERY BUT THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS!!!"
Yup.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Well, I'm back," he said.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
You've got sausage on your face, FYI.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He stole more than you coud possibily imagine. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
We still have the Shire