Sitting here in the cafe, I just farted.

[CaptainWacky]

MEAT AND POTOATOES

 

[Cassie]

TOES AND BISCUITS

 

[CaptainWacky]

jillians and barcardis

 

[Cassie]

scary

 

[Ishcabittle]

caca poopie

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler sex.

 

[Cassie]

POLAR BEAR sex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait, was there REALLY polar bear sex on Lost?

 

[Cassie]

A polar bear dragged Eko into a cave and had his way with him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How enbarrassing.

 

[Cassie]

Eko's dead now so it's ok

 

[CaptainWacky]

But the polar bear isn't!

 

[Cassie]

Polar bears feel no shame, the sluts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They feel horny.

 

[Cassie]

and soft and furry

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.