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SKAN CHECK IN

YOU ARE A FUCKING SAD CUNT WHO SITS IN FRONT OF HIS PC WITH THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK STUCK, YOU SIT THERE LIKE A USELESS RETARD REGISTERING AN EXCESSIVE NUMBER OF ACCOUNTS EACH WITH THE WORD 'SKAN' IN, THINKING THAT SOMEHOW YOU WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF. SADLY PEOPLE JUST THINK "WHAT A FUCKING WANKER - DOES HE REALLY THINK WE'RE GOING TO FEEL TROLLED BY THAT?" THEN YOU MAKE SOME OF THE MOST TURGID, UNMEMORABLE POSTS IN TK HISTORY, COUPLED WITH A SAD DEVOTION TO WANDERING FROM THREAD TO THREAD AFTER JACK. WHAT IS YOUR FIXATION WITH PLUMP, BALDING MIDDLE AGED MEN? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH US ABOUT YOUR DEVOTION TO THIS PARTICULAR ONE? WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER POSTING LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING ISTEAD OF FOISTING THIS SAD, PATHETIC TOSSPOT OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE CREATED UPON US ALL? DO YOU REALLY FEEL YOU'LL MAKE A LASTING IMPRESSION ON ANY OF US? WHAT THE FUCK MOTIVATES YOU, WHEN NOTHING YOU DO WILL CAUSE ANY OF US TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU? YOU KNOW THAT IN A YEAR'S TIME WE WILL HAVE ALL FORGOTTEN THAT YOU EVEN EXIST, SO WHY CONTINUE TO PROCEED WITH THIS FARCE OF A PLAN? WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO ACHIEVE IN YOUR TIME HERE? WHY DID YOU LEAVE & COME BACK AGAIN? SURELY THE FACT THAT NOBODY EVEN FUCKING NOTICE YOU HAD LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE SHOULD BE AN INDICATOR TO YOU ON HOW WONDERFULLY SUCCESSFUL YOUR HALF-BAKED OUTDATED GIMMICK WAS THE FIRST TIME ROUND. DO YOU REALLY FEEL IT WLL SUCCEED THIS TIME, OR THAT ANY OF US WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER? WHY DON'T YOU SAVE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY LIKE YOU DID THE FIRST TIME AND FUCK RIGHT OFF FOR ANOTHER LENGTHY SABBATICAL? PERHAPS SOME ADVICE FOR YOU ON YOUR NEXT RETURN - LEARN TO FUCKING POST LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON. THERE IS MORE TO TROLLING THAN POSTING ENDLESS STREAMS OF BULLSHIT IN CAPITALS. HELL, EVEN I CAN DO THAT, AND SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. GIVE THAT SQUALID, WORTHLESS & EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS A FUCKING GOOD RATTLE AND DO EVERYONE A FUCKING FAVOUR - POST NORMALLY, WE MIGHT EVEN BEGIN TO GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU EXIST, AND MAYBE ARE SOMETHING MORE THAN JUST ANOTHER PILE OF WASTED FLESH, BONE & BLOOD. NOW FUCK OFF - M'KAY?
 
The_Skan said:
PLEASE BE CHECKING IN HERE FOR THE SKAN CHECK IN FOR SKANS.

ALRIGHT?
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AFRISKAN CHECKING IN WITH A QUART OF BISON FAT, SEVERAL GOAT'S DRIED PENISES, A LARGE BOX OF TWINKIES AND A BIG ASS HAM SAMMICH WITH EXTRA MAYO.
 
AfriSkan said:
AFRISKAN CHECKING IN WITH A QUART OF BISON FAT, SEVERAL GOAT'S DRIED PENISES, A LARGE BOX OF TWINKIES AND A BIG ASS HAM SAMMICH WITH EXTRA MAYO.
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Mouth-watering.
 
I AM BEING HERE TO PROVIDE MY ASSITS IN TO RID THIS FORUM OF THE BAHERS AND HATE OK? PLEASE BE CHANGING YOUR WAYS AND NOT PROCEEDIG ON A PATHT FOR THE FILING OF DOCUMENTS AGAINST YOU ALL OK?
 
WELL I RALLY DOUBTING THAT THINGS WILL GO SMOOTH WOTH ALL THE ANTI-JEW HATERS AND THE HACKERS WE HAVE.

GAGH JUST EARLIER INTHE SHOUTBOX HAD THREAT ME WITH A HACK, BUT WHREN I WAS TELLING HIM I HAD NORTON NOW, HE WAY BACKING DOWN RAPIDLY.

LET ME GUESS, HOW MANY HAVE TO GO DOWN NOW?
 
IT BEHOOVETH ME ON THIS AUSPICIOUS OCCASTION TO FESTOON THE DELIBERATING MODALITY PERCUSSIONMENTS WITH MY ARRIVAL SHORTLY AFTER THE MOTHERSHIP. fOLLWED QUICKLY BY MY ARREST AND INCARCENATION WITH THIS BULL DYKE WHO SHOWS ME NO RESPECT.
 
UM, YES HE DID. HE SAID THAT THERE WAS ARCHIVING FOR THE SHOUTBOX, SO I DIDNT HAVE TO FILL A DOCKET ENTRY.

WELL I DID FILL THE DOCKET ENTRY, AND PUT IT IN HIS ALREADY FILLED PORTFOLIO.

AFTER I FILL MORE DOCKETS, PROBABLY OIN THE NEXT WEEKS TO COME, I WILL SUBMIT THE PORTFOLIOS TO MY IOWA CONTACT.

THIS HATE SIGHT IS SEEING ITS LAST DAYS FOR SURE THIS TIOME, I WONT BE FORGETTING.
 
The_Skan said:
UM, YES HE DID. HE SAID THAT THERE WAS ARCHIVING FOR THE SHOUTBOX, SO I DIDNT HAVE TO FILL A DOCKET ENTRY.

WELL I DID FILL THE DOCKET ENTRY, AND PUT IT IN HIS ALREADY FILLED PORTFOLIO.

AFTER I FILL MORE DOCKETS, PROBABLY OIN THE NEXT WEEKS TO COME, I WILL SUBMIT THE PORTFOLIOS TO MY IOWA CONTACT.

THIS HATE SIGHT IS SEEING ITS LAST DAYS FOR SURE THIS TIOME, I WONT BE FORGETTING.
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You should PM Mentalist about it, for he is an admin here.
 
ALL THE HACKING AND HATING OF THIS BOARD IS A DANGER GAME AND NOT FOR CHILDREN LIKE YOU OK? PLEASE BE CHANGING THE BADNESS AND BASHING AND FIND AVOIDANCE OF LISTING IN ALL DOSSIERS AND PROTFOLISOS SO IT WILL NOT GO SO BAD ON YOU.

PLEASE BE FOLLIWONG FRIENDLY ADVICE. I AM THINING YOU SHOULD OK.
 
I'M NOT LIKING WHAT IS EVIDENTLY AN ATTACK ON MY GOOD MEMBER. I GOT MY MEMBER HIT WITH A HAMMER AND IT IS IRRITATED AS YOU MIGHT GUESS. I AM HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOUR ASSHOLE MUCH LIKE MINE HAS BEEN ENLIGHTENED IN A HOME FOR WAYWARD BOYS. I WILL HAVE MORE TO SAY ABOUT THAT AS TIME GOES BI.
 
THE DLA IS FULL OF HATERS AND IT IS GOOD THAT THE DLA IS TIRED BUT NO ONE KNOWS WHY BECAUSE OF THE HATE INSIDE. IN PRISON I LEARNED NOT TO HATE AND NOT TO DROP SOAP BECAUSE THE NEXT DAY YOU WILL BE SHITTING DONUTS AND THE POLICE AND FBI LIKE DONUTS. I KNOW BECAUSE WHEN I DID THE ARMED ROBBERY AT THE DONUT SHOP IT WAS FULL OF POLICE AND OTHER HATERS
 
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