SKAN CHECK IN

[Jesuss stick]

oh just fuck off

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

iT IS U WHO BE BEING FUCKED. IN TIMES TO COME ALL WILL BE CLEAR AS TO WHAT WILL HAPPEN. EAT A TWINKIE AND PORKCHOP AND SHUT UP

 

[TEH_SKAN]

YOU USE JEZUS'S NAME AND WHY? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE AND THAT IS MOHAMMED. I KNOW BECAUSE I READ THE Q'URAN AND FOUND COMFORT IN THE GREAT BOOK.

 

[Jesuss stick]

whats a twinkie?

 

[The_Skan]

OH DONT TRY TO BE SMART.

ITS A HIGH FRUCTOSE SNACKLITT THAT CAN BE EATING ANY TIME.

PLEASE READ MORE BECUASE REPEATING GETS TO BE TIRED.

 

[Jesuss stick]

I don't think we have twinkies over here. Are they any good?

 

[FBI parte due]

Twinkie can also mean "effeminate gay man" and "extremely small penis."

 

[Gagh]

I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY TO BE A BUNGIE....UH...I MEAN SKAN. PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT I MUST DO TO GET IN & JOIN BEERGOGGLESSKAN IN YOUR BAR.

 

[FBI parte due]

FRIST YUO NEED A HOTMALE ACCOUNT.

 

[FBI parte due]

YUO GO TOO MSN .COM AND YOU CLIK ON TEH LINK

 

[Gagh]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS HOTMALE.

 

[FBI parte due]

LOL ITS NOT LIEK A HOTMAIL, THAT'S A MAIL THATS SEXUELLY ATRACTIVE!

LOL!

ITSS A MSN EMALE!!

YUO NEEED IT TO PSOT AT TROL LKINGDON!

 

[the_other_Skan]

I AM CHECKING IN. THIS PLACE IS FULL OF HATE AND COMPLETELY LACKING IN BACON OR VIENNA SAUSAGES.

 

[Gagh]

^i'm with him! DOWN WITH TK! UP WITH TEH BUNGIE.NET OMFG!!i+)_!o

 

[FBI parte due]

YES BUT WAHT ABOUT DIBALO II?!

 

[Ultra_Skan]

I AM THE ULTRA_SKAN, I BRING MANY VARIED LARD-FLAVORED TREATS TO TROLLKINGDOM.

 

[the_other_Skan]

WELCOME ULTRA_SKAN. THIS PLACE IS FULL OF HATE.

 

[Ultra_Skan]

I HAVE ALREADY FOUND THE HATE HERE AT TROLLKINGTOM.NET, THERE ARE MANY HATERS HERE BOTH PUBLIC AND HIDDEN.

THEY CHOOSE TO HATE THE WAY OF THE SKAN, WHILE THEY SECRETLY ADMIRE THE ORDER OF THE TWINKIE. THEY WOULD NOT DARE TO EAT PICKLED LARD BALLS IN PUBLIC.

 

[Low_Res_Skan]

THEY WOULD NOT DARE TO EAT PICKLED LARD BALLS IN PUBLIC.

YOU SHOUDL NOT JOKE ABOUT PICKLED LARD BALLS OKAY. I ONCE LOST A PICKLED LARD BALL SOMEWHERE BEHIND MY THIRD TOE. LUCKILY MY SISTER WAS THERE TO REMOVE IT WITH HER TONGUE. SHE GAVE ME A BLOWJOB TOO, IN EXCHANGE FOR LETTING HER KEEP THE PICKLED LARD BALL. MY TESTICLES ARE THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS.

 

[Jack_SKAN]

YES THERE ARE MUCH HATE AND BASH AND HACKING AT THIS PLACE. I AM HAVIN MUCH NEED OF MORE DOCUMENTING FO THE CRIMES OF THESE ONES FOR THE RECKONING WHICH IS COMING FOR NO DOBUT

I AM NOT LIKING BEING HERE OK BUT I M SAVING THE HATERS FROMN THEIR BAD WAYS OK. I WAS NOT LIKING TEH PRISON BUT WAS STRONGER AND LEARNED MUCH USEFULNESS THERE TOO OK.