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Skan, I wrote a poem for you.

eloisel said:
I DON'T WANT TO.
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DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUSH THE BOLD BUTTON TOO? IT IS HARD TO TELL WITH THAT FONT, DEAR. OH... THIS THREAD IS SO MUCH FUN. BEERGOGGLES IS HERE NOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK, MY LITTLE ELOISEL?
 
WHY DON'T YOU RESEARCH IT MY LITTLE FRIEND? IT'S LATIN, YOU KNOW. I'LL BET YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT EASILY AND THEN YOU CAN COME BACK HERE AND SHARE IT WITH ALL OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS. YES, THAT WOULD BE FUN. THEN YOU WILL DEDICATE A THREAD TO ME TO DISCUSS IT IN. I AM INTERESTED.
 
ScrotusRex said:
WHY DON'T YOU RESEARCH IT MY LITTLE FRIEND? IT'S LATIN, YOU KNOW. I'LL BET YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT EASILY AND THEN YOU CAN COME BACK HERE AND SHARE IT WITH ALL OF YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS. YES, THAT WOULD BE FUN. THEN YOU WILL DEDICATE A THREAD TO ME TO DISCUSS IT IN. I AM INTERESTED.
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Darling, for me to devote a thread to you, you're going to have to cuten up.
 
eloisel said:
Dear, I am an Empress, which trumps your king.
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My, my. We DO live in a fantasy world, don't we, honey? What a pity your dreams of being empress of some sci-fi fantasy world come crashing down when you pull your rusty Honda up to the parking lot at your McDonald's gig.

Tell me, do empresses smoke cigarettes and drink Iron City?
 
smegMATIC said:
My, my.
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I see I've already made a fan. It's nice to know you look up to me.

We DO live in a fantasy world, don't we, honey? What a pity your dreams of being empress of some sci-fi fantasy world come crashing down when you pull your rusty Honda up to the parking lot at your McDonald's gig.
Tell me, do empresses smoke cigarettes and drink Iron City?
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Late night sniper twat.

;)
 
smegMATIC said:
My, my. We DO live in a fantasy world, don't we, honey? What a pity your dreams of being empress of some sci-fi fantasy world come crashing down when you pull your rusty Honda up to the parking lot at your McDonald's gig.

Tell me, do empresses smoke cigarettes and drink Iron City?
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How funny. You don't know me at all. I actually do own my own island and I am Empress thereof. I don't drive the Honda, that is my second car. And, I wouldn't even eat at McDonald's, much less work there.

The "Iron City" reference is lost on me. Is that some sort of swill you are familiar with?
 
eloisel said:
How funny. You don't know me at all. I actually do own my own island and I am Empress thereof. I don't drive the Honda, that is my second car. And, I wouldn't even eat at McDonald's, much less work there.

The "Iron City" reference is lost on me. Is that some sort of swill you are familiar with?
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You are, however, suspiciously mute on the subject of cigarettes. And really, rational people seldom label themselves despots merely because they own a spot of property.

On the Iron City thing... see there's this great website called 'Google'....
 
smegMATIC said:
You are, however, suspiciously mute on the subject of cigarettes. And really, rational people seldom label themselves despots merely because they own a spot of property.

On the Iron City thing... see there's this great website called 'Google'....
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What is suspicious about it? Are you paranoid? I do not know if it is the habit of empresses to smoke. It is a habit of mine.

I don't just own a "spot" of property, though. Albeit, it is a small island, and I can only live on it about eight months of the year because of flooding issues, it is mine on a royal lease for 20 years with options to extend the lease until I die. I got it for a heck of a deal for my retiring years. I can call myself whatever I want on my island. That is just one of the cool things about having my own island. That, and having a friend who is a diving instructor and has his own plane. Works out - I get transportation for free, he gets a base for his diving and his diving classes for free.

I'll pass on Iron City. It is probably as interesting as your McDonald's Employee slam. There isn't anything wrong with working at McDonalds, although I really don't care for their food. But, all that means is it doesn't suit my taste buds. Your attempt to slur honest working people shows me how ignorant you are. A paying job gives a person options. Learning what to do with one's money gives that person more options. Like someday having their own island and being able to call themselves Empress if they desire to do so. And, yes, that trumps some person on a MB calling themself King something or other to give dweebs such as yourself an icon to bow down and worship. That is another cool thing about having my own island, I don't need small minded twits such as yourself as subjects to make me Empress.
 
MY LITTLE ELOISEL....

CALM... CALM... CALM... IT'S OK. I understand. The life is misunderstood by those who do not live it, Darling. Do not succomb to their taunts. I understand your needs and wants. You are not like the rabble that stumbles aimlessly, unchecked down the cobblestones here in these wanton shambles. You are like the Spring air that arrives after the frosty air of Winter takes its leave... The ripe and supple buds of the crocus and daffodil as they push their way up out of the Earth to greet the Easter sun... I can go on, of course...

MOst of these rathscallions will make fun of me, I know, but I could give a fucking shit. I am INSPIRED!
 
ScrotusRex said:
MY LITTLE ELOISEL....

CALM... CALM... CALM... IT'S OK. I understand. The life is misunderstood by those who do not live it, Darling. Do not succomb to their taunts. I understand your needs and wants. You are not like the rabble that stumbles aimlessly, unchecked down the cobblestones here in these wanton shambles. You are like the Spring air that arrives after the frosty air of Winter takes its leave... The ripe and supple buds of the crocus and daffodil as they push their way up out of the Earth to greet the Easter sun... I can go on, of course...

MOst of these rathscallions will make fun of me, I know, but I could give a fucking shit. I am INSPIRED!
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Dude, Stay the fuck away from my mother!!!
 
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