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Skans???

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
 
I saw a goofus and gallant strip in Highlights like that in the dentists office when I was six.
 
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Rumor has it if a person wears a tinfoil hat they will be safe when exposed to replicating equipment. Sadly, there is no truth to that rumor and much brain dammage has been done.
 
I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT THIS IS. I HAVE MANY HATS TO WEAR BUT NONE MADE OF TINFOIL. I USE TINFOIL TO WRAP PORK PRODUCTS IN. I HAD CAKE FOR BREAKFAST. IT WAS STALE SO I SOAKED IT IN BEER. NOW I AM FARTING A LOT!!!! LLOL!!
 
sckan_erator said:
I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT THIS IS. I HAVE MANY HATS TO WEAR BUT NONE MADE OF TINFOIL. I USE TINFOIL TO WRAP PORK PRODUCTS IN. I HAD CAKE FOR BREAKFAST. IT WAS STALE SO I SOAKED IT IN BEER. NOW I AM FARTING A LOT!!!! LLOL!!
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Oh, okay ... you do realize you are supposed to take the tin foil off of the pork products BEFORE you put them in the microwave, right? Is your microwave in a direct line of sight to your copier/fax/scanner/printer machine? If it is, that might explain how this freakish accident happened -
microwaves sparked off tinfoil covered pork, shot mutant rays through microwave oven glass panel, passed through average poster, splatted onto the copier/fax/scanner/printer and spit out multiple corrupted replicants. Please try this experiment. I'm interested in a viable cloning process. Thanks.
 
eloisel said:
Oh, okay ... you do realize you are supposed to take the tin foil off of the pork products BEFORE you put them in the microwave, right? Is your microwave in a direct line of sight to your copier/fax/scanner/printer machine? If it is, that might explain how this freakish accident happened -
microwaves sparked off tinfoil covered pork, shot mutant rays through microwave oven glass panel, passed through average poster, splatted onto the copier/fax/scanner/printer and spit out multiple corrupted replicants. Please try this experiment. I'm interested in a viable cloning process. Thanks.
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YOU MUST BE CAREFUL BECUASE SOM ADMINS SAY THIS IS SPAM AND WILL PUT YOU IN DAYCARE SAYING THIS IS SPAM WHEN THIS IS CLEARLY NOT SPAM!!!! THAT IS AN EXCUSE FOR HATE AND I DO TAKE FOIL OFF BEFORE COOKING AND EATING. I LIKE PORK COVERED IN BUTTER WRAPPED IN BACON.
 
MAMA, SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO. I USUALLY GIVE TATTOOS ONLY TO MY OPPOSERS BUT IN YOUR CASE I SHOULD LIKELY FIND IT ACCEPTABLE FOR YOU TO HAVE ONE.
 
TheScan said:
THIS POST IS NOT SPAM OK? YES NO MAYBE? YET BROTHER AND SISTER SKANS HAVE BEEN THROWN INTO DAYCARE OKAY FOR MUCH LESS THAN THIS. i FLOSS WITH FISHING LINE.
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THAT HORMEL DISH CONTAINS FAR TOO LOW CALORIES FOR MY PEOPLE. MIX IN SOME CHEESE, WHIPPED CREAM AND NATURAL LARD FOR THE PERFECT DISH. ESPECIALLY IF YOU REMOVE THE TORTILLA, PEPPERS, THE NON-FATTY PARTS OF THE MEAT, AND THE PLATE.
 
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